You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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