Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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