I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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