So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
is it fun? or sober?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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