once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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