none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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