I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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