True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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We were destined to go to rehab together
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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