i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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