He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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