YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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