Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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