I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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