I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
