My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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