God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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