I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
