the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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