used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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