im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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