i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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