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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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