That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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