Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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