Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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