A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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