I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.