is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
don't judge my taste in strippers
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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