Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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