Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Panties = found
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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