I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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