is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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