She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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