How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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