these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
