People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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