I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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