Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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