she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
pray to the hookup gods
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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