I feel like abortions should bother me more
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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