Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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