That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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