The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't put those talents on a resume
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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