This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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