hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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