the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm at about main and main street
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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