She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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