physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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