rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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