I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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