in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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