It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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