talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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