My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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