I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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