we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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